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From White House To Courthouse: Trump Faces Indictment For Financial Crimes!

Former President Donald Trump has been CAUGHT LACKING by a grand jury in New York for financial fraud and other charges related to his business dealings. This marks a significant development in the ongoing legal battles that have surrounded the former President since he left office.

The indictment accuses Trump of a range of financial crimes, including tax fraud and money laundering. The charges stem from his ownership of various businesses, including the Trump Organization, and the alleged use of these businesses to engage in illegal activities. Trump has BEEN CAUGHT in 4K!

Not only has Trump been caught in 4K for financial fraud but he allegedly has also been dealing with former pornstar: Stormy Daniels who ‘’ALLEGEDLY’’ was paid 130K to shut up about their ‘’affair’’ while the Mexican-loving president was running for office. At least he hasn’t been caught getting his DICK SUCKED in the office like former president Bill Clinton.

Trump, who has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing, has responded to the news of his indictment with his typical bluster and defiance. In a statement released through his attorneys, he called the charges “A WITCH HUNT” and claimed that they were politically motivated.

But with all this bullshit going on it seems that Trump is unable to finish that wall he was planning to build to keep the Mexicans out of the United States because he’s facing 136 YEARS IN PRISON. Oh well, the only president worth voting for would be Teanna Trump anyways!