DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND IS MEANT TO BE SATIRICAL IN NATURE!

Kim Kardashian strikes again; this time, it isn’t about a new season of her reality TV Series. Kim Kardashian offers to buy OpenAI for 300 MILLION DOLLARS! Why you may ask? Well, that is because a NEW SEX TAPE that has leaked on the internet and has been discovered by her children.

Artificial intelligence is a hot topic nowadays. Humans act like they discovered fire again and think that artificial intelligence is here to do its job. Artificial intelligence also short for AI can apparently do anything from making crappy digital art to making flying cars and laser beam robots. It seems that humans have found THE JACKPOT and one of those people who think they found the jackpot is Kim Kardashian!

Sources close to the reality TV star claim that she has been frantically searching for a way to scrub the embarrassing footage from the web. That’s when she reportedly came up with the brilliant idea of using cutting-edge AI technology to erase all traces of the video from existence.

But it seems as if Kim Kardashian lacks ACCOUNTABILITY and thinks that artificial intelligence is skilled enough to remove all her sex tapes from the internet. But little does she know that what you put out on the internet, stays on the internet FOREVER! This means that whatever she does, her children are BOUND 2 discover her sex tapes anyway!