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Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 3: An Epic Space Saga Surely Not Funded By Peta At All!

A galaxy far, far away (or rather, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe), the misfit heroes are back with their latest installment, “Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3.” Brace yourselves, folks, because this time, the galaxy’s most dysfunctional family is ready to take on a whole new level of chaos. 

In Volume 3, the stakes are higher than ever. The team must face their greatest nemesis yet: the terrifying threat of putting animals back into their cages where they all belong! That’s right, forget Thanos and his quest for the Infinity Stones; this time, the Guardians must navigate the universe and capture animals that escaped from Space Zoo accompanied by Mantis long lost brother: Baby Fark Mcgee Zax.

This movie was SURELY NOT secretly funded by PETA at all. We all love animals, right? We would never experiment on animals and put them in cages and make them live in unhealthy conditions right? Humans aren’t that evil right? Just ask Mantis, she knows everything.

But fear not, dear readers, for amidst the chaos and the tears, there will still be plenty of Star-Lord SIMPING and one-liners to keep us laughing. We can expect Drax to deliver more of his trademark “I’m so literal, it’s funny” humor, while Groot (Vin Diesel) will continue to captivate audiences with his profound three-word vocabulary. Truly, the pinnacle of comedic genius!