Where is this generation going you may ask? Well, we can for sure tell you that this generation is for sure NOT going to HEAVEN but to the point where Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for ABSOLUTELY nothing!

It is almost as if religions like Christianity got replaced by astrology! Despite lacking any empirical evidence to support its claims, astrology continues to attract a devoted following of believers who SWEAR by their horoscopes and zodiac signs.

Astrologers claim that the position of the stars and planets at the time of our birth can determine our personality traits, life path, and even our compatibility with other people. If you’re an Aquarius, that means that the stars have aligned proving that you’re a total DICKHEAD!

So why do people continue to buy into this NONSENSE? Perhaps it’s the comfort of feeling like there’s some cosmic force guiding our lives, or the desire to belong to a community of like-minded believers. Even famous celebrities like Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Kendall Jenner, Madonna, and SURPRISINGLY many more airheads believe in this RIDICULOUS pseudoscience!

In conclusion, we don’t know exactly where this new ‘’RELIGION’’ came from and why people are betting their peanut butter jelly sandwich on it. But as you may all know, monkey see, monkey do!