DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND IS MEANT TO BE SATIRICAL IN NATURE!

Popular YouTuber and philanthrope: Jimmy Donaldson also known as Mr.Beast can’t seem to help it when helping his fellow human beings. From curing 1000 blind people to turning water into wine and bread into fish. Mr. Beast is just like the modern-day Jesus Christ.

But here is the reason why we should not trust Mr. Beast. First is that he is the ANTICHRIST himself. He tries to confuse us by pretending to be a good loving person but secretly runs multiple DRUG CARTELS around the globe where they mass produce the most addicting cocaine that is still yet to drop on these streets. Mr. Beast is planning to POISON our community!

Not only does Mr. Beast run multiple drug cartels across the world. He is also the leader of the ILLUMINATI and is responsible for the COVID-19 outbreak. Mr. Beast EXPLOITS young children’s stem cells to regenerate his own cells to expand his life and eats their brains to get all the knowledge in the world.

Lastly Mr. Beast hates all animals, especially kittens. Word on the streets is that he MICROWAVED his neighbor’s kitten and BURNT THE FACE of an 80-year-old grandma on the stove. He paid off dirty cops and got away with the crime. That is how deep his distaste goes for kittens and what his character is truly like. Lock him up and throw away the key indeed!

Mr. Beast is an EVIL MAN who should not be trusted at all. He is definitely a wolf in sheep’s clothing. His name says it all. Stay safe out there and do not believe any of the shit that was said in this article!