It’s a new generation and promiscuity seems to be the shit nowadays. Shake your ass on the gram and get your clout. Share the bed with multiple SEXUAL partners and boast your ‘’social status’’ among your peers. In today’s society, you get a badge of honor if you finally have a body count of an entire city.

Let’s not forget the downsides. Sure, there’s the risk of sexually transmitted infections and unwanted pregnancies, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There’s also the emotional toll that comes with sleeping around. It can be hard to form meaningful connections with others when you’re CONSTANTLY jumping from one bed to another.

But who cares right? As long as you are having fun cuz life is just ONE BIG PARTY. And what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom right? At least your following on Instagram and your status among your yes-man peers are definitely going through the roof. Anyone who disagrees with this ‘’lit’’ lifestyle is just a virgin SLUT SHAMING loser!

And ladies don’t care what people have to say. Just make that ONLYFANS account and get your money that way. It’s totally fine to indulge in FATHERLESS behavior because everything is a hustle nowadays right? Getting a 9 to 5 is for losers anyway! Let those White Knights pay your rent. Not because you have a talent that they necessarily appreciate but because of your ‘’sexual’’ beauty.

Hey, and if you are tired of living the SKANK lifestyle you can always go to the church on Sundays and ask the lord for forgiveness. There’s a place in heaven even if you’re a skank! Just promise the lord that you won’t RELAPSE into the same lifestyle when it’s Monday!